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Recent Movie Reviews

Zelda: Sneaking In Zelda: Sneaking In

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

I feel this in my soul.

Zelda: Heart for the Hero Zelda: Heart for the Hero

Rated 5 / 5 stars

This was a classic back when I first watched it in middle school. Now in college it's still fucking hilarious.

Pokemon: Pee Red Version Pokemon: Pee Red Version

Rated 5 / 5 stars

I keep imagining Peter saying this...

When the ManNurse says "I hope to see you again sometime!" I keep expecting Peter to say, "What a horrible thing to say in a Pokemon Center!"

OrangePylon responds:

I was going to include a similar joke, but I had no one to deliver it. :3

Recent Game Reviews

Kill Chicken From Zelda Kill Chicken From Zelda

Rated 5 / 5 stars

oh yes.... sweet relif

ahhhhhhh.... I am a big Zelda fan and that ******* chicken was a pain in the ****. I hope you all feel as I do.

Zelda Scene Maker Zelda Scene Maker

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars


If you take the right facing Zelda and put her on top of the face-down-supposedly-dead link you'll see why he dies so easily in the games... and why he comes back to life... oh and for good measure put a heart above them. IM me!!!!!

Zelda - Seeds of Darkness Zelda - Seeds of Darkness

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars


This is a well contrived game that is well worth keeping